The Brutal Poodle Menu (Update 2025)
Introducing the menu at The Brutal Poodle in Denver, CO, a lively spot with a divey and casual vibe offering a range of options. The menu includes delectable bites like Poodle Bites and Holla Pena Lollipops, savory greens such as Mean Greens and Candied Pork Belly Wedge, and a variety of sandwiches like the Brutal Burger and CFH Sandwich. Customers rave about the flavorful food, with favorites being the fried chicken, mac and cheese, and burgers. Vegan options are available, and the staff is friendly and attentive. The ambiance is energetic with rock music playing, making it a great spot for a fun hangout. Their daily Happy Hour and dog-friendly patio add more charm to the experience. The Brutal Poodle is a must-visit for those looking for delicious food and a lively atmosphere.
Bites
Poodle Bites
Jalapeno cheddar corn breading, local smoked sausage, stone ground mustard aioli.
Dips 'n Chips
House fried tortilla chips finished with lime juice and salt with your choice of 2 house made dips
The Wings
1/2 dozen. So gosh dang good we didnt have to name em. Smoked or og, tossed how you like it (dry rub, spicy Buffalo, garlic Sriracha or honey BBQ).
"Holla" Pena Lollipops
Bacon wrapped shrimp lollipops stuffed with cream cheese and jalapeo served with raspberry jalapeno jam.
And Justice for All Eggrolls
Seasoned steak, four cheese sauce, shredded Cheddar Jack onion, jalapeno with creamy sweet chili sauce.
Skankin' Panko Pickles
Pickle chips tossed in panko and ranch seasoning, fried up golden brown served with Spicy Blue Cheese
Burial Tots
The tots to end all other tots!!! Tater tots, pork or veggie green chili, queso, sour cream, green onion.
Mean Greens
Spinach, kale, candied crans and almonds, local goat cheese. Add toppings for an additional charge.
Candied Pork Belly Wedge
Iceberg, baby tomato, green onion, all-natural Creekstone Farms candied pork belly.
Veggie Wedge
Iceberg, Baby Heirloom Tomato, Green Onion, Gorgonzola Crumbles.
Greens
Sandwiches
Brutal Burger
1/2 lb. all natural gold canyon black Angus beef patty, served on a brioche bun includes choice of cheese with lettuce tomato, and red onion. Add bacon for an additional charge.
Brisket Sammy Sandwich
House smoke brisket, house BBQ, pickles, slaw, and brioche bun.
Shroom Burger
Balsamic roasted portobello mushroom cap, roasted red pepper, local goat cheese served on local vegan bun.
CFH Sandwich
Hand battered or grilled chicken breast, brutal buffalo sauce, blue cheese crumbles, lettuce, tomato, brioche bun, and choice of ranch or blue cheese.
Beyond Brutal Burger
1/3lb. Vegan plant based patty served on a local vegan bun with choice of cheese (optional), lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickle.
Gwarled Cheese Sandwich
Cheddar Jack crusted challah bread, candied pork belly, tomato compote, cheddar, smoked gouda, american cheese.
Crowd Surf and Turf Rellenos Plate
All natural gold canyon beef tenderloin, shrimp, monterey jack, cheddar, hatch chilies, green chili.
The Brutal Noodle
Beef bone broth, smoked brisket, rice noodle, all the fixins. Cures what ails you.
The 2-Step Chicken and Waffles Plate
Jalapeno cheddar cornbread waffle, hand battered chicken breast, Sriracha maple syrup.
Bowl O Chili Plate
Our secret recipe this green chili is the bomb! Pork or veggie served with shredded cheddar jack, sour cream and choice of flour or corn (gluten-free) tortillas.
Crowd Surf & Turf Cheese Rellenos
Crispy Rellenos stuffed with roasted mild hatch chilies, haystack farms goat cheese, shredded cheddar jack, Pork or Veggie Green Chili served w/ shredded cheddar jack, sour cream, lettuce and pico de gallo. Choose pork or veggie green chile (veggie chili is hotter)
The Brutal Noodle-Vegan
Rice noodles-Tofu & veggie broth (veg)
Sailing the Seas of Mac N Cheese
Cavatappi pasta tossed in our delicious 4 cheese sauce, baked to perfection with a flaming hot Cheetos crust. Pro tip: Make your mac brutal!! Add a scoop of queso or green chili to your mac sauce!
Plates
Sides
Side Salad
Slaw
Hand Cut Fries
Sweet Potato Tots
Chips and Brutal Salsa
Tater Tots
The Southbound Defibrillator
Cavatappi pasta, 4 cheese sauce, tater tots, pork green chili, bacon, fried egg.
The Hot Box
Cavatappi pasta, 4 cheese sauce, smoked brisket, smokey fried onion straws, house bbq sauce and coleslaw.
The Hellfire
Cavatappi pasta, 4 cheese sauce, grilled chicken, jalapeos, roasted red peppers, spicy buffalo sauce, gorgonzola crumbles.
Signature Brutal Macs
Sauce Boss Made in House with Love
Guac
Ranch
Blue Cheese
Green Chilli
Creamy Chili Sauce
Raspberry Jalapeo Jam
Stone Ground Mustard Aioli
Srircha Maple Syrup
Buffalo Sauce
Garlic Srircha
BBQ
Nutella Bread Pudding
Hawaiian sweet bread, nutella custard, dulce de leche, eskimo bros bananas foster ice cream.
Churro Waffle Sammich
Rumchatta waffle tossed in cinnamon and sugar, Eskimo Bros chocolate mol ice cream, dulce de leche, chocolate sauce.
Led Zeppolis
Fried Italian sweet dumplings, powdered sugar, raspberry and chocolate dipping sauces.
Roll of Tums
Eskimo Bros Liquid Nitrogen Ice Cream
Price per scoop. Choice of flavors: Vanilla, Salted Caramel Oreo or Vegan Puppy Chow ( Vanilla Coconut Milk Ice cream base packed with Vegan Muddy Buddies and vegan dark chocolate
We Have a Sweet Side Well Kinda
Beverages
Coke
21 oz
Diet Coke
21 oz
Sprite
21 oz
Dr. Pepper
21 oz
Barq's Root Beer
21 oz
Minutemaid Lemonade
21 oz